Nose Detective Pillows

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"Pew researchers!"

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

It began with a beep. BEEEP. What an annoying noise. Where did that come from? BEEEP. Where indeed? Join us the next few days to solve the mystery behind the *beep* as we journey into the soul of modern man. (Oh, the hyperbole!) BEEEP!

Plastic surgeon's here.

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

Dog Evolution

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'