Nose Nonsense Lover Pillows

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Little Things

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'And now the other leg!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Whale with a fish eye.

"Oops."

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

'Noah, we have more than two barnacles...'

My nose is dripping like a tap!

'Just ignore him- it's just Peking Man.'