Nose Nonsense Lover Pillows

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

Little Things

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

Plastic surgeon's here.

'And now the other leg!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

"Tell me - where do you get all your ideas?"

'Noah, we have more than two barnacles...'

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

Have you ever tried omphaloskepsis, Axel? It's the contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise. Being a comic strip wolverine, I don

"Oops."

Whale with a fish eye.

'Just ignore him- it's just Peking Man.'