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Plastic Surgeon Kid

What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose.

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

Plastic surgeon's here.

A head and shoulders of a little man

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Oops."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"WHich one is mine?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Tom Cruise

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.