Nose Enthusiast Pillows

Plastic Surgeon Kid

What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose.

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

A head and shoulders of a little man

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Oops."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Tom Cruise

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''