Nose Job Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

'What training do I get?'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

Curse of the mutant gene.

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"You say you love your job. Are you nuts?"

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

My nose is dripping like a tap!

There's not a lot of call for 'serial' kid.

'I make Swiss army knives.'

"Oops."

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

Lady regarding man exiting 'Rhinoplasty' room: 'I don't know. I think the sign is abundantly clear.'

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

Deviated Septum