Nose Navigator Pillows

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

The Life of Pi

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Musical Bicycle.

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Number Phobia.

Musician's Fishing Trip

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Still snow!"

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.