Nicotine Navigator Pillows

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'That's a nicotine patch and the other one is a patch to curb my cravings for nicotine patches.'

'Do you have a 'trying to quit' section?'

'I need a cigarette! I'm having a nicotine fit!'

'Yes, I quit smoking. Why do you ask?'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Vape

"Heaven help the poor customer today, Finley quit smoking this morning!"

"You've got no willpower."

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"Going out for a smoke... you?"

"It's his nicotine patch, he was on twelve havanas a day"

'I've tried Nicotine Patches, but they won't stay lit.'

'I'm not sure you're being entirely truthful about having given up smoking.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smoker's Airline.

No smoking initiative.

'Why are you wearing nicotine patches on your eyes?' - 'It stops me finding my cigarettes.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Bad for you but to die for

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Shrink

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."