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'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Musical Bicycle.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Number Phobia.

Musician's Fishing Trip

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"