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"Bad dog."

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Lost around a military base.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Moustached gentleman

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Recalculating!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'