Nearsighted Navigator Mugs

Start their day with a smile using mugs that celebrate the nearsighted navigator. Perfect for coffee lovers who love a bit of humor and a good map twist in their morning routine.

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"Bad dog."

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Captain in a storm

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"Mind the whale, dear."

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'Are we there yet?'

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Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'. mockup

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

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"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump." mockup

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town." mockup

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

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'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...' mockup

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

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How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage? mockup

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

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'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,' mockup

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

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'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!' mockup

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

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'Slip Ahoy!'

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'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!' mockup

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

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"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck." mockup

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

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"Touché"

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'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!' mockup

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

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'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...' mockup

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

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Lost around a military base.

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Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking. mockup

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

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"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year." mockup

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

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Moustached gentleman

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Saved...life is good!

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Titanic: How's my steering.

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Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?" mockup

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

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Recalculating!

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Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?' mockup

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

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"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?" mockup

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

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"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is." mockup

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

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A Couple in A Speedboat.

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"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!" mockup

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

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Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!' mockup

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

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Nearsighted Navigator Mugs Collection

Nearsighted Navigator Pillows

Brighten their home with pillows that celebrate the humorous side of navigation. Cozy and clever, these are perfect for the map lover in your life.

Nearsighted Navigator Prints

Enhance their space with prints inspired by the curious and comedic world of navigation. A delightful gift for any adventure lover.

Nearsighted Navigator T-Shirts

Discover fun t-shirts that speak to the nearsighted explorer in you. Fun, witty, and perfect for casual adventures or everyday wear.