Numerical Navigator Mugs

Number Phobia.

'Try it. You might have beginner's luck.'

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

The Life of Pi

"We shouldn't hunt rabbits Dad, we should breed them! According to Fibonacci, we would then have an endless food supply..."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Time to Retire?

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Saved...life is good!

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'