Numismatic Navigator Mugs

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Life of Pi

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"This translation app isn't working."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"You are here"

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."