Numismatic Navigator Prints

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"This translation app isn't working."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Set sail

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."