Nearsighted Navigator Gifts

"Bad dog."

The Life of Pi

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

Moustached gentleman

Lost around a military base.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Recalculating!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."