Narrowboat Navigator Gifts

'Reg is on the opposite side delivering his 'welcome to the cut of doom' speech to a new boater....yes I do think he fears change dear...'

'Reg, check on Mother please. She's gone very quiet in the toilet...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Life of Pi

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Touché"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Saved...life is good!

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Business Duck

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN