Introspective Navigator Gifts

Alone - This exit. More alone than ever - Next exit.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Are we there yet?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I am not asking for directions."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Battery Lighthouse

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."