Introspective Navigator Pillows

Alone - This exit. More alone than ever - Next exit.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I am not asking for directions."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."