Natural Navigator Gifts

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Captain in a storm

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

"I am not asking for directions."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saved...life is good!