Storm Trooper Gifts

'Where's everybody?'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Stormy weather

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Weather today.

Hurricane damage to trees

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

I love thunderstorms!

Weather bar

Nervous Buddha

"Storm's a-brewin."

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

Award Winning Photographer

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'This doesn't look good!'

Astronomical observations.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."