Summer Trooper Gifts

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"They migrate here each summer."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Astronomical observations.

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

Super Bowl Monday

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Clown car full of policemen

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

Roads.