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"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"They migrate here each summer."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Astronomical observations.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

Super Bowl Monday

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

Clown car full of policemen

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.