Snow Trooper T-Shirts

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

UFO Shelter

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

Snow plough creating snowmen.

Astronomical observations.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

Super Bowl Monday

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Think Snow

Clown car full of policemen

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.