Snow Trooper Pillows

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

UFO Shelter

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

Snow plough creating snowmen.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Astronomical observations.

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

Super Bowl Monday

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Think Snow

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Clown car full of policemen

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.