Forecast Tracking Gifts

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Which way up do you want it?"

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'