'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'
Forecast Follower Gifts
Searching for a unique present for someone who loves forecasting and creative insights? Our collection features playful and inspiring products like humorous mugs, vibrant T-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking prints. Perfect for those who enjoy peering into the future with a creative twist, these gifts add a touch of whimsy and personality to their daily routine.
Here's the 5 day forecast. To be honest, after tomorrow, your guess is as good as mine!
Cold Weather: 'So nothing new?'
"It'll be one or all of these."
Chances of the weather.
'The weatherman said a foot of snow was going to fall today, but it would be concentrated in a very small area.'
"Yes, sir. Your beer is cloudy. But, there's a good chance it'll become clear later."
"I'd like to speak with the weatherman who predicted sunny skies for today!"
"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"
Studies show foods work miracles!
Company sales forecast mirrors the weather
'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'
"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."
On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."
Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'
US election postal vote controversy
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."
"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
Final words on gravestones.
"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"
"What are you doing?"
"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"
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Forecast Follower Gifts Collection
Forecast Follower Mugs
Discover more creative mugs perfect for forecast followers, from humorous sayings to inspiring designs that brighten mornings and inspire curiosity.
Forecast Follower Pillows
Find the ideal pillows for forecast enthusiasts, with fun and stylish designs that add personality to any space while celebrating their passion.
Forecast Follower Prints
Explore stunning prints that capture the art of forecasting, blending creativity and insight to inspire any forecast follower’s decor.
Forecast Follower T-Shirts
Browse our collection of T-shirts for forecasting fans, featuring clever graphics and witty slogans that showcase their imaginative spirit.