Climate Control Connoisseur Gifts

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Scarcity

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Global Warming.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."