Climate Control Connoisseur Gifts

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Scarcity

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Global Warming.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"This looks like a good spot."

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."