Climate Commander Gifts

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Climate Change

How Glaciations Begin

The New Normal

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Deforestation.

COP29

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'...and this is the water garden...'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Sea Change.

Climate Change

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Saving earth.

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019