Climate Warrior Gifts

Barbecue circa 2050

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

'Today he was told about Global Warming.'

While the debate goes on...

"Obviously, the first priority is that my reputation is safe from harm."

The tumbling dice...

"Not climate geoengineering again!"

Sign reading 'Welcome to the North Pole. Site of the 2036 Summer Olympics'.

California Fires

Echo Chamber Canyon

'Do you remember saying you wouldn't mind having a mobile home?'

"Help!"

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

As the Pro Environment Candidate, I promise to SLOW the rate we're destroying the planet.

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

"At least you've got a nice day for it, dear."

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate

"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Drought

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

"Fish can read?"

'Please, sir...Do you care to sign a petition for more research on Global Warming?'

A Random Survey: How do you deal with the U.N. report on climate change that forecasts a planetary living hell by as early as 2040?

COP 2021 Glasgow: Climate Change

Weather Forecast.

'Right we have some 'any other business' to deal with, global warming, poverty and the pension crisis.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

World on fire

'What a curse this global warming is...'

'It's surprising who turns out to be an environmental expert, isn't it.'

'There goes the battle against global warming.'