Climate Warrior Gifts

Barbecue circa 2050

'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

While the debate goes on...

'Today he was told about Global Warming.'

California Fires

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

As the Pro Environment Candidate, I promise to SLOW the rate we're destroying the planet.

Sign reading 'Welcome to the North Pole. Site of the 2036 Summer Olympics'.

"Obviously, the first priority is that my reputation is safe from harm."

The tumbling dice...

Echo Chamber Canyon

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

'Do you remember saying you wouldn't mind having a mobile home?'

"Help!"

"Not climate geoengineering again!"

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

'Please, sir...Do you care to sign a petition for more research on Global Warming?'

"Fish can read?"

"I'm getting fed up with these bloody climate change training days.'

'With global warming, good ice is getting hard to find.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Weather Forecast.

'It's surprising who turns out to be an environmental expert, isn't it.'

'There goes the battle against global warming.'

Global Warning

'You feel tired and grumpy because global warming is cutting into your hibernation time.'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate

Arctic 2050.

World on fire