The Climate Change Warrior Gifts

St Bernards, unemployed due to the greenhouse effect.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Trump leaving

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Giant Snowflake.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'