Climate Warriors Gifts

"I'm not flying south. Not without insurance."

'Ah, what a relief! The heat waves on Earth were becoming unbearable."

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"Well WE have to be optimistic about the future - WE have to spend our entire lives in it."

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

Musical ice flows

'Turn it off, Oognik -- you know 'Baywatch' just depresses you.'

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"How's the weather? Sorry. I don't talk politics in bars."

Mega Drought

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"I love you too, big guy."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Bees SOS

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

The New Normal