Thermostat Controllers Gifts

Stop turning down the thermostat.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

'OK, we've had a request to turn up the air-conditioning. Any objections to that?'

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

Indoor sauna.

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

"I forgot to turn the thermostat up."

'Ms Klein, please turn down the air-conditioning.'

'We need to reach an agreement on the thermostat settings! The cold people have declared war on the hot people!'

"Alright to tweak the central heating down a notch dear?"

'I was well liked before they assigned me to thermostat control.'

'You're all supposed to be here for eternal suffering. Quit setting the thermostat to 58 degrees!'

Boss, is the air conditioning broken? It just plummeted to about 30 degrees. That's awful. It was supposed to gradually fall to 30 degrees. Gradual temperature declines boost sales of hot drinks by 17%. But rapid declines make people leave. This can't be legal. Hold on, I'm setting the Ecobee to emergency blast furnace.