Thermostats Gifts

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"And this is our media room."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Electric Blanket.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

Widescreen TV.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Man with an enormous TV

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'