Thermostat Tinkerer Gifts

'You're all supposed to be here for eternal suffering. Quit setting the thermostat to 58 degrees!'

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Man feeding his computer money.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Music producers.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Fixing the TV.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I think I found the problem.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Quantum Mechanics.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."