Thermostat Tinkerer T-Shirts

'You're all supposed to be here for eternal suffering. Quit setting the thermostat to 58 degrees!'

Conference on Climate Change. Before we begin, I'd like to ask everyone to please stop messing with the thermostat.

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Man feeding his computer money.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Music producers.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Fixing the TV.

"I am the world's first smart tree."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'I think I found the problem.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Quantum Mechanics.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."