Temperature Control Tinkerer T-Shirts

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Man feeding his computer money.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

....And solving technical problems.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

Four mechanics working on a car

Opposing viewpoint.

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"I have improved on Asimov's robot rules."

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

"I had to improvise"

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

"OK Boomer."

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

''Tis a poor thing, but mine own.'

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

Indoor sauna.

"So, it's not the battery then."

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"