Temperature Control Tinkerer Gifts

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Man feeding his computer money.

"I am the world's first smart tree."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

....And solving technical problems.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

Four mechanics working on a car

Opposing viewpoint.

"I have improved on Asimov's robot rules."

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

"I had to improvise"

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

''Tis a poor thing, but mine own.'

Indoor sauna.

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"So, it's not the battery then."

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

"OK Boomer."

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