Home Machine Tinkerer T-Shirts

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

The Hobby Store

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

Rocking horse

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Modern kite for wind energy.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Man feeding his computer money.

Waiting for retirement.

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"