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'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"Done."

"I had to improvise"

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'Won't Mommie be surprised when she sees we've installed a garbage disposal.'

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

Father struggling with the microwave