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'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"I had to improvise"

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"Done."

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'Won't Mommie be surprised when she sees we've installed a garbage disposal.'

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

We just want to be a real boy! Pinocchio. Ikea. Swedish Folktale.