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"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"I had to improvise"

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Rocking horse

Tool Box

The Hobby Store

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Modern kite for wind energy.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Waiting for retirement.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."