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"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"I had to improvise"

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Modern kite for wind energy.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Waiting for retirement.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Man feeding his computer money.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'