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'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

CLEAR!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Diy section in library

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'If it's any condolence, these instructions are in five languages, so most of the world is as frustrated as you!'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"Done."