Outdoor Tinkerer T-Shirts

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Labour saving, my foot! I've spent all morning trying to get it started!'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Waiting for retirement.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

CLEAR!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"