Timber Tinkerer T-Shirts

Joys of D.I.Y.

Woodwork

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Early cyborg.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.