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'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Yardless: Please help

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

DIY store with a first aid department

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

HA HA

"I had to improvise"

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

'I know it's the thought that counts - what were you thinking?'