Outdoor Tinkers Gifts

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Yardless: Please help

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

DIY store with a first aid department

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

HA HA

Shovel your driveway?

"I had to improvise"

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'