Garden Tinker Gifts

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Thinking Gears

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

CLEAR!

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Sistine Selfie

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Technology and literature

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."