Garage Tinker Gifts

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Car sticker 'My other car is two welded together'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Sistine Selfie

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Technology and literature

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"