Garage Tinker Prints

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Car sticker 'My other car is two welded together'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Sistine Selfie

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Technology and literature

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

"It's worse than I thought."

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

When did you last have your oil changed?

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