Garage Tinkerer Prints

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

I was just pulling into the garage - but oh, Honey, when I saw that tennis ball, my natural reaction was to floor it.

'It's the Olympic legacy. A fancy new sports bike dumped in the back of every garage in Britain.'

CLEAR!

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'I've found the problem - I'm not a mechanic.'

'Heard you bought a motorcycle.'

'Have you been working on your car again?'

Your electric garage door is broken?

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Rocket in a Garage

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.