Treehouse Tinkerer Gifts

"[Treehouse conference call]"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Did you see who's moving next door?'

'Is this better?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Tree house.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Myspace then and now.

Woodwork

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'