Home Tinkerer Gifts

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

At home with the Einsteins

"Done."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Adjusting your TV is futile. The fault lies with you.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'3-D TV Kit'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

CLEAR!

Fur Baby

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Filling the Missile Gap

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Fixing the TV.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt