Smart Home Tinkerer Gifts

"I should have never added the car to my chat group."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

Fur Baby

Filling the Missile Gap

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Never marry an engineer."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"